I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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ShoesI'm sorry, I just don't get the whole Manolo Blahnik Jimmy Choo thing. I know Sarah Jessica Parker likes them but she looks like a foot anyway so her choice of attire is naturally limited. They're all pointy and sharp and noisy and fall-overy and none of them fit properly and they're really uncomfortable and crippling and every girl who straps herself into 8-inch heeled diamante mantraps seems to think that doing so makes falling out of taxis and tottering about cackling look like the height of sophistication when really they look about as elegant as Stephen Hawking on a waltzer.
I'm not a lesbian, I just like flat heels. And cock.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:44, 5 replies)
100% agreed!I'm most comfortable in flip flops or hiking boots.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 21:13,
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Finally!!!!Someone that admits, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOUR SHOES HURT. I'm not carrying you home....my feet are wobbly and drunk an don't work also.
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Yes!Liking sensible shoes (and just generally being sensible) does not make me gay, dammit.
And a special message to my best friend: those green and yellow shoes you love are hideous and make your ankles look fat.
(, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:57, closed)
By gum, she DOES look like foot.Clicked for that.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:14, closed)
you get a click for..."I'm not a lesbian, I just like flat heels. And cock"
Are you sure you're not my girlfriend?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:47,
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