
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Ends every porn scene nowadays, even though it stings their eyes etc. Can't be fun.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:00, 8 replies)

My girlfriend's eye went a bit red and I felt guilty for hours. Sometimes the sheer dirt of it isn't enough to outweigh the potential hazards.
Sometimes.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2009, 11:08, closed)

Did that by mistake once, was like Luke Skywalker in the death star trench kind of shot...the explosion that followed afterwards wasn't that dissimilar either.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

Cuz I quite like it when a guy jizz's on my face...
( , Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:34, closed)
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