I agree with all of those!
Especially the one about fuck trophies. I work in a place where all of those who have sprogged talk about childbirth/fibroids/episiotomies during lunch. I'm lesbonic it not only ruins my lunch but also my enjoyment of the vertical bacon sandwich. Bastards.
(DryGoldfish, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 18:26, 1 reply)

The girl who sits opposite me is going on maternity leave next week
and the chap I sit next to has just impregnated his missus. It's like a never ending cycle of baby-related despair, because no sooner will she leave than there's a new gestating crotchfruit for all the women to spazz over.

Also, you've given me two new phrases to use as much as possible: "fuck trophy" and "vertical bacon sandwich".
( Maladicta, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 18:37, closed)

I wish I could take credit
but they are from the Viz. I also like to use spaktard when describing someone who is being both a spakker and a retard.
(DryGoldfish, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 19:03, closed)

I like Spacktard.
Although my personal favourite is to call someone Retard McSpackypants, which I got from Zero Punctuation.
( Maladicta, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 19:58, closed)