I don't enjoy 'fun'

If anything is described as being 'fun' - I won't like it. Best example is 'Fun Fair' - not fun and almost certain to be not fair. Circuses, theme parks, nights on the lash, holidays on the beach, nightclubs, fancy dress parties, works outings.

"Come on Che, it'll be fun."
"No it fucking won't be. Piss off and have your fun, but leave me out."

And, no. It's not just my age. I've never liked fun.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:26, 6 replies)

would this include...
... "must-see movies"? i've still never ever seen Ghandi, Chariots of Fire, the English Patient, Gone With The Wind etc
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:31, closed)

Kind of,

I've never seen (believe it or not) Titanic, The Full Monty, any Austin Powers film, Bridgit Jones film or any James Bond younger than Roger Moore. Add any film with the words 'dance' or 'dancing' in the title. I could go on.

I have seen Ghandi and Chariots of Fire though.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:40, closed)

I've never seen Ghandi
Nor the far more well-known film Gandhi.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:54, closed)

Not keen on a wank from time-to-time?
That's five minutes of fun, right there
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

Ah, but that's fun...
...not 'fun'.

There is a difference you know.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:15, closed)

click
just for this: "not fun and almost certain to be not fair".

6 quid for a burger that my cat would turn his nose up at, and 3 quid a fucking ride for 2 kids.

I went to one recently (can you tell), and I was about 90 quid down by the time I'd come home, and I did bugger all.
(dchurch bah, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:30, closed)