Don't know if this qualifies...
Anyone who only eats / drinks low-fat. I am of the female persuasion and I don't f-ing get it. It tastes shite. And I don't know if people who follow these fad diets have ever realised this, but even if you only eat low-fat, if you eat lots of it you will still get fat.
Oh, and people who think that if they drive the latest BMW / Mercedes, it makes them a more shaggable person (it doesn't, it only makes you a wanker with too much money and the delusion that a car = sparkling personality) I may have offended some people...
(SarcasticBunny pfft, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:49, 9 replies)

I agree
with what you said about the low fat stuff, it just doesn't fill you up so you'll eat/drink more to compensate
(Lord Chode, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:06, closed)

Offended people?
I think you need to try a little harder than that....
(Horns, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:12, closed)

Damn, didn't offend anyone?
Well, I'll have to try a different approach then next time .. :) But usually I get very strange looks from certain people when I mention my dislike for all things BMW / Merc and those with snobby personalised numberplates.
(SarcasticBunny pfft, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:08, closed)

Point missed a bit.
Saying you don't like people getting latest BMW etc is a bit like saying you don't like people who buy new shoes or a new house....generally they are buying whatever because they either a) like cars (or think they do); b) want to feel good about themselves for earning enough money to buy something generally considered nice or an upgrade from a previously owned item; or c) are a bit too concerned with their image. It doesn't mean that all owners are c).

No, I don't own a BMW or a Merc. Damn it, way too serious a response to a light hearted QoTW. Now I just feel like a right miserable twat. Sorry. I'll get me coat!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 19:04, closed)

The ladies are incredibly impressed when I show them
my bus pass. We're talking mass swooning and knicker creaming... So much so the local vicinity requires a good mop down and the liberal distribution of sawdust.

Agree about the lowfat stuff - it tastes like air. It is not good. Not good at all.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:15, closed)

As a skinny fucker
I have to say that I prefer diet coke to regular stuff...not that I drink it that often mind...besides, I enjoy wandering into the local chicken place and ordering a couple of burgers, some hot wings - oh, and a diet coke...

(I fucking love my metabolism)
( snee held his breath since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:02, closed)

awright calm down your head dobbar will come off
so your a fat cunt that knows fuck all about cars

move to nermerica

you'll be fine
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:02, closed)

Totally agree
On the low-fat thing. Admittedly, they sold Ice Tea Green Light here a couple of years ago which was muuuch nicer than the real thing, but I just hate people who ALWAYS buy light cheese (ever had light mozarella? RUBBER), light chocolate pudding, light EVERYTHING.
Dear god, if you're going to sin anyway, sin properly. Surely the indulgence is half the fun...
Either eat the real thing, or don't eat it at all! It can be so simple!
(St. Dymphna, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 1:26, closed)

Not all people who eat low fat food are stupid...
...I'm only 8 stone but I HAVE to eat a low fat diet (along with no red meat, eggs, dairy, wheat, gluten, carbonated drinks, alcohol, caffeine, aftificial sweeteners or any oils).

This is not because I'm a wannabe-victoria beckham airhead...its because I have a severe medical condition. So don't hate me, I'd fucking love a McDonalds! :( I've depressed myself now. Dammit.
(Kimberelli is addicted to the shiny little magnets..., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:50, closed)