Cheryl Cole
What's the big appeal? She's gaunt, clearly a bit dim and a pushover and far, far too made up.

And that new song/video Fight For This Nightclub Toilet? What a load of cock.

I'd still do the ginger one, mind.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:54, 5 replies)

She's a switched on little bright spark is Cheryl
Not dim by any means. Not educated, maybe - but dim, no...
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:24, closed)

"the nations darling"
The whole Ashley Cole thing was probably engineered to stop people from thinking she was racist and his cheating on her was so that the same twats who walk around with Team Peter tattoos would start calling her the Nations Darling.

Probably not so much switched on herself than owned by a very good but unethical manufacturing company.

No doubt she was put together in Taiwan by 3 year olds.
(ignoramusaurus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:17, closed)

Maybe...
..but I'd still bang the arse off it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:29, closed)

The ginger one?!
different strokes for different folks and all, but christ - even I'm more attractive than she is.
(berk, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:47, closed)

have to agree
about the ginger piece. Don't know why, just something about her. Looks filthy.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:32, closed)