Shan't.
If I have hand luggage and I want to get off the twunting plane without waiting for squillions of sheeple who all want to do the decent thing and queue up like mongs, I'm going to want to be first off the mark. If the plane has actually stopped on the stand, I can't see what sort of emergency is going to arise that might justify my needing a seatbelt on.

Rarr!
(surlygirl spanked your monkey on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:45, 4 replies)

the aisle is thin
and you're probably fat.

Sit the fuck down and act civilised for once in your life.

Christ! what price patience!

rafter
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(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:48, closed)

I don't do patience.
Travelling on business does that to a person. Holiday flights I can see your point, but otherwise it's fair game.
(surlygirl spanked your monkey on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)

If everyone queued...
We'd all get off in the order that we're sat. Which is how it should be.

I can't see what sort of emergency means you can't wait in your seat until the seatbelt lights go off, the engines have stopped? You aint going anywhere till they open the door anyway, so all you're doing is blocking the aisles so noone else can do what they have to.

Plus you probably have one of them small suitcases that still has wheels and a handle... that SHOULD BE FUCKING CHECKED IN WITH THE REST OF EM!
(steh30, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

What if the plane suddenly stops
and you fall over, dropping your bag from the locker onto a small child, instantly killing it?

Eh?

Eh?
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:06, closed)

The mongs are the ones trying to get off the plane too early
Thinking you're more important than anyone else by calling them "sheeple" and then acting like a twunt doesn't make it any better.

You're probably one of those people that try to get on a train before everyone's gotten off. The sort of person I take great delight in bouncing right out and onto the platform. If you're up for pushing onto the train, surely I'm just as justified to push you off?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:57, closed)