Hair
what a pain in the arse hair is.

Hair care must be one of the biggest industries in the world. Women have been lumbered with it for years, and now it seems men are being sucked in, too.
Don't do it, guys! Resist the pull of advertising!

As a lady of a certain age, with a respectable occupation, I can't just have a Phil Mitchell, much as I'd like to.

I did that as a student and wore a woolly hat all winter. Bliss, except when the weather warmed up and the naked noggin was seen, at which point I was mistaken for a cancer victim.

These days I do my best to keep it short and tidy, dyed in those fashionable streaks that mark me out as actually greying but still desperately trendy, and I wish it'd all fall THE FECK out.

Though of course, in a healthy way.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:13, 5 replies)

I read that as
What a pain arse hair is.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:27, closed)

what a pain in the arse hair is
a dangleberry.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:35, closed)

What a pain hair in the arse is.

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, closed)

I also read that as what a pain arse hair is...
But I agree with the post - I just keep my hair pretty short (number 2 back and sides and tidy on top) thus letting me jump out of the bath, run my hand over it and I'm good to go (although at this point my lodger normally points out I should get dressed...)
( snee held his breath since, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:53, closed)

If you grew it REALLY long though
you could go out naked like Alanis Morrisette did in that video. With it taped to your rude bits to cover them.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:02, closed)