
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I am the only one, it seems. My friends seem to think I'm some sort of weirdo, and any woman who takes a vague interest in me soon loses it when I don't immediately begin trying to unhook their bra.
Call me old fashioned, but I'd sort of like to know someone before I start shoving bits of myself into them.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:11, 5 replies)

I used to think like that. Now I wish I had thought less and shagged more. Unless their mingers, of course. That's a question of taste.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

I have had a startlingly low amount of success with my strategy :(
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:17, closed)

but to be honest I 'sort of' regret doing the shagging around when I was younger, although very enjoyable at the time it's also very embarrassing now, especially if when near the start of a new relationship you get asked the dreaded 'how many' question, now, I'm a really shit liar so it's really obvious if I'm not telling the truth... lets just say I always tell them and it never goes down too well!
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:28, closed)

and I fully agree with the original post.
I thought I was just a bit odd.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:23, closed)
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