CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Last week in CamdenMy mate and I were just out of the tube station at the chippy next to it, waiting for a mate to her get food.
Somebody approached my mate, and said 'gizza fag'.
My mate obviously said no.
C: Why not?
M: Because..
C: Please give me a fag.
M: No
C: Look, I've said please. If I say please, then you give me a fucking fag. I didn't HAVE to say please, I could have just punched you and took it off you. You got to learn some respect, innit.
What is it with chavs and this respect they think they're entitled to, without actually giving it?!
My mate gave him a rollup eventually, because we instantly thought 'crackhead'.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:30,
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"Why you not giving me no respect?"
"Because you're a cunt."
Not had a chance to use it yet. I hope I do one day.
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