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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Fat parents taking their 6 fat kids to an "all you can eat for a fiver" Chinese Buffet every fucking sunday.
He's wearing a replica football shirt (several sizes too small), tracksuit bottoms (oil stained) and flip flops (manky toes on full display).
She's wearing stilettoes, tracksuit bottoms, a tight (about 9 sizes too small) t-shirt with a cutesy logo on it, and a manky anorak.
The kids all look like mini replicas of the parents, and all nearly have asthma attacks trying to get in and out on the minibus.
But I don't have any room to talk. I live in a rented bedsit, drive a taxi, and at one time had 2 burned out Fords outside the house.
( , Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:07, 1 reply)
Fat parents taking their 6 fat kids to an "all you can eat for a fiver" Chinese Buffet every fucking sunday.
He's wearing a replica football shirt (several sizes too small), tracksuit bottoms (oil stained) and flip flops (manky toes on full display).
She's wearing stilettoes, tracksuit bottoms, a tight (about 9 sizes too small) t-shirt with a cutesy logo on it, and a manky anorak.
The kids all look like mini replicas of the parents, and all nearly have asthma attacks trying to get in and out on the minibus.
But I don't have any room to talk. I live in a rented bedsit, drive a taxi, and at one time had 2 burned out Fords outside the house.
( , Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:07, 1 reply)
Did you not know?
"All you can eat" is not an offer, it's a challenge.
( , Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:30, closed)
"All you can eat" is not an offer, it's a challenge.
( , Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:30, closed)
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