CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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about an hour agoiv just got back from doing some shopping at my local mall. I dont particulary like it as its a bit downmarket but it is the closest so sod it.
Anyway i popped into the branch of "The Warehouse" whilst there. For the Brits its a bit similar to Woolworths but bigger.
As i was looking to see what they had in the way of cheese knifes i passed one of the bargin bins.
Two obese teenage girls were having a rummage through. The following is the conversation as i heard it.
" OOh look some condoms"
"You should get them for you and Wayne " (Yes really Wayne!!)
"Yeah there cheap innit"
"Its cos the box is open and two of "em have been nicked"
"Still its cheap for ten of 'em"
"So?"
"fuckit why not i was going to fuck Wayne tonight anyways"
2 questions here
1 ) Who the hell buys their contraception from a bargin bin ? And an unsealed packet at that!
2) Will Wayne be the real father of little Tiffany chantrel bacardi breezer when she makes an innevitable apperance in nine months time?
Do we have a winner here?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:12, 1 reply)
kid's namessurely someone that might name their progeny after such a fine fungus as chanterelle can't be all bad?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:58, closed)
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