CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Dirty animalsSadly, the lack of decorum bemoaned of by most posters this week has also spread to the animal kingdom.
Only last week outside my flat I witnessed three pigeons fighting with a rat over a burger! Have they no standards? It was one-nil to the rat after an impressive series of dive bombings by the pigeons.
I was still mulling this over last night when I witnessed a hedgehog so engrossed in eating a small mound of sick that it didn't even apologise for blocking the pavement as I squeezed past.
I despair, I really do.
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rofl harris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:34,
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Todayi saw 2 pigeon feasting on a big pile of pink vomit.
Horrible cunts.
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A seagull stole my friend's ice creamthen dropped it in front of her, then laughed! And WHERE were the police at this time I ask you.
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that's awfulFoxes are cunts too.
My friend got robbed outside a tube station by two foxes wearing ski-masks. She knew they were foxes because of their bushy tails. When she tried to run away they shot her, then they stabbed her in the face, then they ate her.
Where is the justice in that!
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rofl harris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:23,
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