this has probably been done bajillions of times
17 year old blonde pushing double buggy on a public bus, ignoring both the squealing kids who have the misfortune to have been squeezed out of her overused undercarriage, ignoring so she can puff on a fag AND have a shouty conversation with someone called Darryl about how she NEVVAH! got felt up by Dean and Daz was only round her place cos she was upset and Damien was helping her fill in forms when she was on the sofa with his arms round her when he, Darryl, turned up unexpectedly.

The tirade of swearing interspersed with 'no...NO...NO!!...I NEVVAH!' and 'Anyway, you owe me that 50 quid...y'do...y'do...y'do...because Y'DO!'

The only positive thing to be said about the whole experience is that at least the grotty snot-ridden kids are advancing up the accepted evolution frame by forgoing the milk that they should be drinking up through bottles at 4am and are instead messily picking apart and smearing Gregg's scotch eggs about their face and clothes.

I would menthion the extras in the scene, her bottle blond hair, single pony tail fed through a Burberry baseball cap, the 4-month old babies with pierced ears et cetera... but youi've already got that mental image, right?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:52, 1 reply)

I hate to say it
but bottle feeding isn't a good idea either, common or not
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:24, closed)