I've got one to the Post Office coming up
...and Morrisons. Bastards, the lot of them.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:35, 1 reply)

Smashing! I love a good old rant to these corporate wankheads!
I've done ones to Southwest Trains (who made me 3 hours late by telling me the wrong train info), Virgin Media (for laughing at my mum when she downgraded due to redundancy), Orange (for fucking up my contact, 3 times this year), My neighbor (For putting notes on my girlfriends car accusing her of abusing the disabled for parking outside her house.. On the road)
(MrNorm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:37, closed)

SW Trains
Did you get a £15 voucher? You always get a £15 voucher from them.

Royal Mail = Book of 10 first class stamps
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:40, closed)

Nope! The bastards!
Basically, I was with my now ex in Winchester and there were rail works going on at a station down the line, so I was first advised to get a rail replacement bus (... yay).

Upon getting near the bus, I was asked where I was travelling by someone else and they advised it was SO MUCH quicker to travel to Hook, get another train somewhere else and then to my final destination, Portsmouth.

Turns out, that was bollocks because the station before my final destination also had works, so I had to get a SLOWER rail replacement bus, sit next to a big fat fucker (who squished me against the window) and get home 3 hours late.

Response from SW? We want times and receipts and names of who told you that. Basically translates to "only a mental would tell you to do that" .. Correct SW, correct.
(MrNorm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:52, closed)

Yeah...
I learned to hang on to tickets if I got grief from SW Trains. Proves to them you're not some sort of chancer.

One on occasion, an entire replacement bus service full of passengers spent a charming trip to Basingstoke writing out near identical letters over our shoddy treatment. Result: £15
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:04, closed)