
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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I'd get a couple of lengths of 4 x 2, hammer it in in the ugliest way I possibly could, using 38 6 inch nails - at least 10 of which would go through the banister from the top. I'd paint them turd brown as well.
I'm no lawyer, but I doubt he could actually do anything about it. In fact I'd probably send him a bill for £50 for the work.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
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