American Express Yourself
My ex worked at American Express, in the customer service department. One day they received a package containing a card which had been carefully rolled into a tube shape, and a tub of Vaseline.

The message was clear...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:35, 5 replies)

How do you roll up a credit card?

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:36, closed)

Warm it over a candle
or other heat source. I imagine him cackling to himself as he did it...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:38, closed)

Melt it and wrap it round a suitable mould.
You'd probably have to put it in the oven to get it hot enough.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:13, closed)

As someone who worked for them
mercifully briefly, I would have quite happily carried out his implied threat on the entire middle-management. That said, this is Brighton we're talking about and a mere credit card would have left quite a few of them feeling rather cheated.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:49, closed)

Yes, it was Brighton AMEX that I'm talking about

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:57, closed)