ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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"As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike"I used to be very British and would bitch and moan about shitty service but never do anything about it and then I had an epiphany and started writing letters of complaint about anything that pissed me off.
Apart from the pleasure of putting pen to paper, you often get a good response, especially if you approach the complaint with humour. I guess the complaints team normally gets to deal with total wankers for not much better than minimum wage. I used the above phrase when complaing about some "premier league muppetry" perpetrated by BT which resulted in a lovely phone call from customer services who gave me a heap of cash and a proper girly giggle.
profit!
Edit: I was most pissed when posting this originally and after sobering up realised that I meant motorbike, not helicopter.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:30,
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Most of our helicoptersstill have ashtrays fitted, despite smoking on military aircraft being prohibited years ago.
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