I was in a fish & chip shop last week
"excuse me", I asked the bloke behind the counter "is this fish cooked?"

"of course" said he. "why?"

"it's eaten all the fucking chips"
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:33, 5 replies)

this happened?
i would love to have the guts to say this in real life

well done
( zulu eh?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:38, closed)

I must confess
This is in fact an old Mike Reid gag.

I am however biding my time, waiting for the day when I am given a not-so-generious portion of chips with my battered cod, at which point I shall drop this bad boy with full effect. I'll be a hero, and will in all likelyhood be carried out of the chip shop on the shoulders of cheering men.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:42, closed)

well
it is now in my armoury, as I would also like to think I'll casually mention it if not satisfied with the portion
( zulu eh?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:44, closed)

I know a guy who waited 8 years
for the correct "feeder" line to occur:

Barman: "Looks like rain"
Punter: (holds glass up to light) "Yes, with just a hint of hops"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:14, closed)

Haha

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:18, closed)