
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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This is in fact an old Mike Reid gag.
I am however biding my time, waiting for the day when I am given a not-so-generious portion of chips with my battered cod, at which point I shall drop this bad boy with full effect. I'll be a hero, and will in all likelyhood be carried out of the chip shop on the shoulders of cheering men.
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:42, 1 reply)

it is now in my armoury, as I would also like to think I'll casually mention it if not satisfied with the portion
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