The City Council
Whenever I get a parking fine from these guys i write a cheque to:
THE CATAMITES OF MAMMON without crossing it, sometimes garnished with a swastika or a badly drawn cock.

They usually get cashed.
I'm sure it brightens up folk's days on the other end.

Once though I had my cheque returned with a terse official letter, 'We cannot cash this sir".

So I fired it back, explaining that it was cashable, and an apt description that the general populace would agree with anyway.

A terser letter then came back to me and the nazi who I had 'entered into correspondence with' had crossed my cheque himself and returned it to me.

So I scribbled out the crossed bit and counter-signed it.
And sent copies of the correspondence, and a letter of complaint to the City Council. This worked. Heaps of entertainment value for all though.

yours faithfully, etc
( hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:49, 2 replies)

If you want to take it a step further:
I understand it's still possible to involve paving slabs, or a decent sized piece of timber. Hand-write a cheque onto one of those, for "ridiculously-difficult-to-cash" LOLs.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 1:21, closed)

probably a bit extreme...
but if you really want to take it that step further, handwriting the cheque onto the slab is childplay, try writing the cheque out, detach it from the book, then place it in a slab of drying cement, as close to the center as possible, then sit back and enjoy the laughs
(sennik85 hiding from the world, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:27, closed)