
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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I am writing this in response to the letter I received from the landlord about my kids playing the drums till all hours in the morning.
Point 1: I do not have a drum kit, never have and I have no plans to buy one.
Point 2: I do not have any kids.
Please remind the neighbour of these facts.
Your loyal rentee Saddo.
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 1:22, 3 replies)

Which was puzzling as I lived alone and had been asleep in bed by 9 after an early shift.
Turned out that he'd just had his first hearing aid and set it too high, and was misinterpreting sounds from the telly.
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:00, closed)

Dear Landlord
I am writing this in response to the letter I received from you about...
Point 2: I do not have any kids as you should know.
*Apologies for terrible wordage.
( , Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:40, closed)
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