ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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'Ere, this beer tastes off, it's a bloody disgrace"Yeah, sorry about that. It's 5 past 12 and you're the first customer of the day. We don't sell much ale on an evening, so chances are it's just been hanging around in the pipes. I'll pour you another. Is that better?"
"This is shocking, how dare you sell me an off pint, I want free beer and money and probably a go on your tits or something because I haven't seen any in at least 20 years"
"I've told you, Ican't help it, it just happens sometimes. This fresh, better tasting pint is all you're getting. Take it or fuck off.
"RarghjafugghinMANAGER"
"He's not here. I'm in charge. Now fuck off."
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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