i don't always complain as much as i should
such as the time the cunt of a shop assistant down the road called me a "fat fucking thief" and accused me of stealing pools coupons to give to another shop down the road, run by "those black bastards", as she called them.
i hadn't stolen anything
pools coupons are free
it was a girl with a similar name that had been taking them for her sick dad
the shop assistant was a nasty, racist cunt
within half an hour, i was asked to go back to the shop as she'd been told she had to apologise. i told them i'd rather rim a dead walrus. i wasn't going down there for a begrudged apology that she'd been ordered to give me. if i'd been thinking clearly, i'd have sued the bitch.

but i stayed home and played my honda accordion instead.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:33, 3 replies)

i'd rather rim a dead walrus

and i'd pay to watch that!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:23, closed)

one of these days, i'm gonna have to start selling tickets

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:45, closed)

!
orlly?

discount for b3tans?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:05, closed)