ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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One fine day...I was reading the letters page of the local newspaper and this old fart had written in and was having a proper go at the toilet paper company. He said that it was scandalous that so many sheets would be wasted while he ripped through the bog roll to get to his first sheet. What an utter bellend nonce fuckwit bog brush excuse for a person I thought. He actually took the time to complain about something that costs mere fucking pennies.
Later that day I could hardly contain my excitement as a package popped through the door from Nestle. My meticulously crafted letter sent to them in a disgusted tone for my less than impressive 30p kit kat had earned me some free choccies. Yeah, fuck you nestle. You're my bitch now.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:43, 3 replies)
That's just sillyDoes the old git mean the bit that's gummed down that you have to pick at to unravel it? It's not like that bit gets wasted.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:28,
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YesHe was suggested that it ruined several sheets below because they were being too aggressive in their gluing down of the first sheet.What an arsewipe.
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^ BOOM BOOM!(, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, closed)
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