ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Cyclists: A complaintAs a motorist in London cyclists are the bane of my life.
Whenever I want to quickly veer randomly over a cycle lame, as I call them, they just get in the way and generally make a nuisance of themselves.
Whenever I swerve wildly all over the road for my own amusement, I end up having to mow down at least two or three of the fuckers.
I was picking blood, bits of tyres and twisted metal shards out of my chassis for hours yesterday, and that's an unfair waste of a Sunday afternoon when I should be taking MASSIVE drugs off naked supermodels.
Honda Accords do make excellent ramps though, so I don't mind them.
www.b3ta.com/questions/complaintsdesk/post853180#answers-post-853813
(, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:19, 2 replies)
Couldn't agree moreIt's dog eat dog out there, and if you can't man the fuck up, you should get the bus.
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rofl harris, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:34,
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Actually, as a cyclist, I generally find that suicidal pedestriansare the worst danger.
Except today, when with the tube strike on, several thousands suits hopped on a hire bike for the first time in thirty years and wobbled through central london.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:30,
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