Jelly Tots
When we were but wee little nippers (ok we were 17) my pals and I thought it most hilarious to post emails to various companies complaining about how crap their sweets were. I think the one posted below is my favoutite though. (Or maybe it's the only one I could find..)

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Many Greetings to you Chewie the Chewitsaurus and any dragons you know. I have many questions on many categories of subjects. Firstly:
My eyes lit up when they saw your sour chewit packet. My good friend had to catch me when I fell with excitement! I immediately purchased the item, of course. I sat down eagerly at my comfortable reclining ornamanated stool and carefully placed the first sour chewit in my salivating cephalisationary node (you know, the mouth) and was shocked BUT not by the sourness more the LACK of it. I think you accidently forgot to place the special sour potion you use into my packet. Could you send me a bottle of sour potion to add to the defficient chewits? Please, thankyou.

The question The second:

To get over the lack of potion and emotional trauma I suffered consequently I bought a packet of Green Cola Chewits. Yum they were sensaaaaaaaaaaationalaylay good. BUT this time the packaging caused my brain to oscillate with disappointment, for the "amazing" facts failed to be so. Is there any reason why you can justify not making your "amazing" facts amazing?


I hope you are well and eat a lot of chewits. Do you enjoy your job? I'd like it if you don't. Thanks,
Vera and Laura

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Cheers.
(fuzzyjumpers savaged a lion on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 21:00, 1 reply)

you'd be gutted
if the chewitsaurus came and stomped on your house while you were away, crushing your family in the process.

then ate you when you came back
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:07, closed)