Complaining
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Dear Vagabond,
Thank you for your letter of complaint of Wed, 8th Sept 2010.
Whilst we aim to address every complaint personally within two working days, this isn't always possible given the current volumes. Needless to say, every complaint is of worth to us and is accepted in the highest regard.
We aim to keep the standard of our product high, and we are sorry your QOTW did not reach you in top condition. We would like to rectify the situation by offering you a free two week subscription to the B3ta QOTW.
Again, please accept our most humble condolences that this issue of QOTW did not entertain, enthrall, amuse or in any way provide a useful outlet for your vitriolic rage against the Interwebs as a whole.
Yours,
QOTW
x
( , Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Thank you for your letter of complaint of Wed, 8th Sept 2010.
Whilst we aim to address every complaint personally within two working days, this isn't always possible given the current volumes. Needless to say, every complaint is of worth to us and is accepted in the highest regard.
We aim to keep the standard of our product high, and we are sorry your QOTW did not reach you in top condition. We would like to rectify the situation by offering you a free two week subscription to the B3ta QOTW.
Again, please accept our most humble condolences that this issue of QOTW did not entertain, enthrall, amuse or in any way provide a useful outlet for your vitriolic rage against the Interwebs as a whole.
Yours,
QOTW
x
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