i did a big job
I had a very posh gf once and was round her house to meet all her family

After eating with fork the right way and everything, I needed a massive Brad Pitt

After doing the business, the damn thing was still there after two flushes. the place was far too posh to have a bog brush, so I broke a big twig out of a wicker picnic basket thing that had the towels in (as you do)

I Zorro'd my job into salami pieces, wiped the twig and flushed

Only one problem, where to put the stick

Needless to say, I widdled it back into the basket and it may well be still there

Length? It was poking out the top
(Darth Vodka, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:52, 5 replies)

Event Horizon
Is what you call those. This made me giggle
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:11, closed)

click!
:D
( The Helpful Bear, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:22, closed)

An understandable reaction
But, you know; Debrett's clearly states the correct-etiquette response to such a situation is to hoik the offending stool out the window onto the occupied glass-roofed conservatory below.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:55, closed)

I did the same thing...
I was staying at my wifes (before we got hitched) brothers house for a weekend, first time i had met him and his missus. Ironically i said to her in the car on the way up "Im a bit nervous about meeting them, what if i end up blocking up their bog or something?".

Those twigs are great aint they?!
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:22, closed)

Wire coathangers are good but it's worth having that broken butterknife that someone chipped using it as a screwdriver to hand if at all possible, quick and easy as the mark of Zorro that is.
(Benzyl, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 21:06, closed)