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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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I was married for 17 years first time roundAnd during the whole of that time, I never told my wife that the up until the night before I met her I had been shagging her sister for a month....
This is absolutely true and even through our very acrimnonius split and subsequent drawn out divorce, I still never brought it up. Maybe I should have.
There were many times I was asked by her what I had done with my life - the answer "your sister" could have speeded up the process.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:37, 5 replies)
Nothing to be guilty aboutYou imply that you stopped shagging the sister as soon as you met her, so really, what's the problem? A gentleman never discusses past conquests, and clearly the sister didn't feel it was necessary to share.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:47, closed)
The thing I actually feel guilty aboutis mentally comparing her performance in the bedroom with her sister thoughout our marriage...
....and occasionally imagining that it was still her sister when we were at it.
Her sister was FAR better and had bigger norks.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:12, closed)
Which begs the question...Why marry sister number two?
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:19, closed)
A questionI asked myself for many years....
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:21, closed)
Didthe 2 ladies in question never mention that they both knew you?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:48, closed)
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