Karma's a bitch
Dear Jan*

I know you think that you got away with treating me like shit and hitting me when you lost your temper but you didn't.
On the night of the 11th of Jan 2009 when your friend Anna* came down to stay and we all slept in the same bed, She sucked my cock while you slept.

Also on the night of my birthday (which you ruined by going home after punching me) I fucked one of your friends.

Sorry.

Names Changed slightly.
(Margatemug, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:49, 7 replies)

Jen
Emma
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:51, closed)

I didnt ask for them to be solved but meh.

(Margatemug, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:55, closed)

Jon
Andy.

Because you are a BUMMER HAHA LOL.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:02, closed)

As I'm currently living in germany
this made no sense to me. I immediately recognised "Jan" as a boy's name. Stupid Germany.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:04, closed)

PS LOVED the 'Miami Vice' theme tune

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 0:08, closed)

to be honest
it sounds like she had reason to hit you, you cheated on her with 2 of her so called friends.
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:45, closed)

If that had been a woman
who had cheated on her boyfriend would you say it was ok to hit her?
(Charlietron Still can't think of anything witty to put here, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:50, closed)