The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Extreme PapercutI came up with a masterplan to get Brian P who had once punched me in the forehead during playtime. I held a piece of paper under my nose held taut and moved my head side to side marvelling and wowing. He got interested and I convinced him that there was a freaky optical illusion doing this if you move your head side to side REALLY quickly. He obviously couldn't get it to work, so I held the paper for him.... As he increased the speed of his head in frustration, i lifted the paper somewhat. The scream was incredible and the papercut went most of the way through the septum.
I still wince and shudder at myself to this day.
Footnote: I regret some of the actions of my youth and a brief spat of venting teenage frustrations on a couple of the school's most awkward and I now realise very misunderstood kids. But not Durrant, he deserved fucking everything.
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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:42,
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