This one just happened yesterday
I went to Glasto with a bunch of friends this year, including my long-term best mate Matt. Our sense of humour tends towards the peurile and practical jokes are pretty commonplace, so while inebriated I thought it would be hilarious to write "TXT MATT 4 BUM FUN 07XXX XXXXXX" on the inside of the door of one of the portaloos close to our tents. I gave him a bit of a ribbing about it, but that was that - the festival ended and we all went home.

Yesterday he received a text reading "Bum fun?" and annoyed, he called them back to discover that it was from someone at Leeds festival - turns out the portaloos go from festival to festival as well, and his phone number was getting a whole new lease of life. His last text message to me read "I am so going to kill you"; my reply: "Ironically enough I am laughing my arse off".

Saturday update: Oh lord it gets better

yesterday I received: "Motherfucker just got this 'Matt I want bum fun plz i have poppers to loosen my sphincter x' bastard!"

this morning: "And msg at 2.05am makes 3! Bastard!"

I'm so dead when he catches up with me :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:29, 3 replies)

Clickity, click

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 7:31, closed)

^What she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:08, closed)

As revenge for a practical joke
I engraved a friends phone number into a tree at the local gay cruising spot. He received strange phone calls and texts at all times of day and night for weeks, before he finally worked out what was going on.
(Unit, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 17:41, closed)

For a spot of evil revenge
I once took inspiration from a practical joke I once read about on b3ta. I wrote the phone number of an ex of mine who was a total and utter cunt (see www.b3ta.com/questions/stupidity/post671240 which also shows her stupidity) on a fiver, with the words "Up 4 fun? Call..." in front of it.

She changed her phone number recently.

I mark this as a success.
(General_Manchego, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:43, closed)