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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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So...
...you put your nob in someone's ladygarden.

I don't know why women make a big deal out of it. No-one hurt and no harm done.
(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 18:44, 2 replies)
I'd love to know
If she would see it the same way, but thanks for the support(?).
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:14, closed)
Obvious troll is obvious.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:14, closed)
I'm
a troll?
(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:19, closed)
Looks a hell of a lot like it.
If you'd said 'people' instead of 'women', I would probably think otherwise.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:24, closed)
^This
Has me confused.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:28, closed)
Well, I have heard tell that men make a big deal out of cheating too.
So singling out women sounds to me like he's trying to piss people off. Perhaps this is not the case, in which case I retract my landing gear troll statement.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:33, closed)
I'd like
to think you're mistaken.

I was making the point that no harm has been done.

He didn't shag another bloke whilst on his honeymoon after marrying a bloke did he? Hence the term 'women'.
(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:38, closed)
Bit much of a generalisation though, isn't it?
I read it as 'tchah, those women, always getting into a flap about a little thing like their husband fucking around'.

I should also point out that I agree 'cheating' isn't such a big deal; it's just your phrasing I regard as shenanigans.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:43, closed)
Fair point
Just read it back and it does seem a bit like that.

I suppose I really actually DID mean people instead of women, but I honestly wasn't trolling, it's just what rolled of the fingers so to speak.

I was trying to put a new washing machine in with my misses giving me grief at the time, so it could have been a subtle Freudian slip.
(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:46, closed)
God cocking dammit, I'm arguing on the internet again.
Fucking SIWOTI syndrome. I'm away to get chips. dchurch, don't shag argue with anyone else while I'm away.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:47, closed)
Ha
I had to look that up.

I'll try not to.
(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:49, closed)
Excellent.
And now, I propose beer.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:49, closed)
To paraphrase Homer Simpson...
Beer is the answer to, and the cause of, all the worlds problems.

Sounds like a plan to me! Especially as it's bank holiday!
(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:16, closed)

bank wank
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 1:21, closed)
I think I brained my damage.

(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:49, closed)
I think your sig sums it up! :)

(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:40, closed)
Ha, yes.
dchurch, I call shenanigans!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:41, closed)

Funnily enough, you are both some of my favorite b3tans. Have a *click*. I'd have a beer with you.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:06, closed)
I also love the fact
You've had a little bit of 'handbags at dawn' over something that's terrorized my dreams for 4 years, and now you're choosing curtains together
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:13, closed)
Ha ha
gotta love those Interwebs!
(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:23, closed)
Apparently, it's a series of tubes. !!11!!!1!! Win!

(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:34, closed)
Women have terrorised your dreams for over four years?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 21:04, closed)

Yes. I am now a gayer. Or not. Dunno!
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:01, closed)
I can see how that might be a problem.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 14:57, closed)

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