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knoblong
dear adie,
despite what you thought at the time, i never nicknamed you knoblong because you have a long knob.
you haven't.
i called you it because it looked like you'd flopped your cock onto the coffee table and twatted it a few times with a tenderising mallet.
you have an oblong knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:48, 3 replies)
You could have avoided confusion
by calling him Gumby.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 12:40, closed)
i'm english
i'd never even heard of gumby back then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 15:04, closed)
click
for lols
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:50, closed)

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