The B3TA Confessional
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Secret revenge
In uni I had an absolute bell-end of a boyfriend who was extremely manipulative and mentally and emotionally abusive towards me. As is the case with these 'relationships' we had regular explosive screaming matches. On one such occasion he had stormed out and I was livid.
I suspected him of cheating on me with a girl from uni as I was never invited out with him and his mates despite them being in my year and asking why I was never there. I knew he was off to the pub the next night and he only ever wore one shirt out. So I took it into a shower cubicle in our halls and pissed on it. I then hung it back in the wardrobe. Sure enough it dried off nicely and he wore it out the next night.
It turned out he was shagging that girl behind my back. I can only hope he clasped her firmly to his chest that particular evening.
( , Sat 28 Aug 2010, 12:17, 1 reply)
In uni I had an absolute bell-end of a boyfriend who was extremely manipulative and mentally and emotionally abusive towards me. As is the case with these 'relationships' we had regular explosive screaming matches. On one such occasion he had stormed out and I was livid.
I suspected him of cheating on me with a girl from uni as I was never invited out with him and his mates despite them being in my year and asking why I was never there. I knew he was off to the pub the next night and he only ever wore one shirt out. So I took it into a shower cubicle in our halls and pissed on it. I then hung it back in the wardrobe. Sure enough it dried off nicely and he wore it out the next night.
It turned out he was shagging that girl behind my back. I can only hope he clasped her firmly to his chest that particular evening.
( , Sat 28 Aug 2010, 12:17, 1 reply)
'In uni I had an absolute bell-end of a boyfriend who was extremely manipulative and mentally and emotionally abusive towards me' why? I once had a pair of socks that wore out, I put them in the bin.
( , Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:30, closed)
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