The B3TA Confessional
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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This reminded me of another time drinking...
... with John, in Clifton, Bristol, watching the Five Nations (for we are both nuts for rugby). I'm guessing it was at least a good 6 hours on the lash.
We ended up in a posh restaurant, with my then-fiancee (it didn't last long - thankfully) and a female friend of hers. Where John and I continued to drink heavily. At one point I went to the bathroom and may have been gone a little while. When I came back to the table, John was under the impression I'd gone outside for some fresh air, and was looking for me. He returned to the table, gave me 20 quid to cover the meal, and told me "I'm going outside to look for Large Hardon Collider."
I'd lost the power of speech by then, and he stumbled out, regarded by me with gratitude (who wouldn't want a friend like that?) and by the two females with incredulity (why had he just told LHC that he was going to go looking for LHC?)
( , Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)
... with John, in Clifton, Bristol, watching the Five Nations (for we are both nuts for rugby). I'm guessing it was at least a good 6 hours on the lash.
We ended up in a posh restaurant, with my then-fiancee (it didn't last long - thankfully) and a female friend of hers. Where John and I continued to drink heavily. At one point I went to the bathroom and may have been gone a little while. When I came back to the table, John was under the impression I'd gone outside for some fresh air, and was looking for me. He returned to the table, gave me 20 quid to cover the meal, and told me "I'm going outside to look for Large Hardon Collider."
I'd lost the power of speech by then, and he stumbled out, regarded by me with gratitude (who wouldn't want a friend like that?) and by the two females with incredulity (why had he just told LHC that he was going to go looking for LHC?)
( , Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)
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