The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Back in primary school..One fine sunny day our class were tasked with creating a song and dance (in praise of God and the Solar System or some such nonsense) , so we worked on this song for a couple of hours then we made costumes for the dance and headed outside to unleash our creation on to the world.
I don't remember how the song went, but one part I do remember was the chorus and it had the word "Venus". And like any unruly 10 year old, of course I substituted Venus with Penis each time.
Skip forward ten minutes and I'm in the headmasters office fighting off accusations from a teachers pet. As you do at ten years from birth, I blamed it all on my best friend. :-)
Sorry Dan.
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)
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