The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Oh fuck I wish I had thought of this...Just a few minutes ago I was in the kitchen warming some food for dinner when my oldest son burst into the kitchen.
"Dad, I'm going to only ask this once- are you playing a fucked up prank on me?"
Although I've pulled pranks in the past, I've been out of town for the weekend. "Ummm, no. What's going on?"
"I found this in the center console of my car." And he produced a smallish pair of boys' underwear and a partial bottle of lube.
I really didn't do it, I swear. But if I find out who did I'll buy them a beer.
I've been pissing myself for hours.
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Wanderer, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 1:33,
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You better buy them more than oneThat is ace!
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Excellent :DWent to a Xmas party with work once; we all had to buy "secret santa" prezzies for everyone, and I had to buy a present for this wind-up bastard who got fired a year later for job-dodging.
He was bought a pack of bananas, some condoms and a tube of squeezy cheese.
I got a Kronenberg Beer set, was lovely too :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 8:03,
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Make it a pint ofDoombar, and I'll admit.
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