Doing the Maid...
Once a friend o'mine and myself were doing the rounds to and from his dad's beer fridge, and after quite a few, he asked me if I wanted to have fun with what he called his father's 'maid'. Intrigued, I followed him to, sure enough, the maid's quarters (they were pretty well off), opened the door and sure enough, there she was, lying on the bed, impervious to the world and the fact that we were there, drunkenly drooling over her.

She was already naked, so we started doing her in, my mate started forcing himself on her whilst I was on the receiving end of a full pair of unwilling lips - it was glory. She moved around, sluggishly, awkwardly, but with little recourse than to submit to the assault of two drunken, teenage perverts. After a while, my mate had an idea of doing a double, so I laid down on the bed, prodding in her from the back, whereas he laid her on the front.

It all started getting a little out of hand when all of a sudden he started slapping her as hard as he could, back and forth, I told him to stop it, but he carried on and on, every time harder than the one before, until he caught her with a wicked, sharp ring he used, opening her cheek wide open and unleashing a gush of wind where she started to lose air and deflate; the moron had punctured her beyond repair and his old man was going to get stark raving mad at him for doing that...
(LazyScumbag, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:41, 1 reply)

So you're confessing to
shagging another guy using a woman-shaped condom? Good on ya - bet you feel better for sharing.
(3_on_a_meathook has room for one more., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:07, closed)