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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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My confession is something all of you already know
I have as much writing skill as Stephen King after he got ran over.
My storytelling ability is about as good as Tiger's fidelity.
My sarcasm is as witty as Amorous Badger's attempts at puns.
I lie as much as Madonna and Angelina Jolie adopt kids.
My analogies are all I have that are any good.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:14, 8 replies)
Oh man, I'm as famous as Madonna.
On QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:17, closed)
I heard your teeth looked better

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:29, closed)
Yeah, but I know which of you I'll be thinking about next time I crack one out.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:31, closed)
thank you
the soup coming out of my nose kinda stings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:37, closed)
I knew you'd laminated that picture of me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:53, closed)
I can't say I've noticed you making puns much
is that because they are rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:04, closed)
Your analogies are about as good as being stabbed.

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:15, closed)
Your analogies are about as good as bad analogies.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:00, closed)

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