The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Mmmmm, holy water.My (Catholic) grandad had 4 (uber-Catholic) sisters. They were basically nuns but without the habits. They lived together in a massive house that smelled like church, with icons and bottles of holy water from Lourdes in every room. Whenever I went to visit them, I used to drink the holy water and top the bottles up from the tap. I'm going to hell.
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sozzifer, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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NiceIt's a pity that piss would have been obvious.
Vodka would have been fun tho; they might have reported a miracle!
And you're not going to hell ... what, with that much holy water in you?
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I was only little...... they died when I was quite young. Maybe because of the lack of holy Lourdes water in the house :-S
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sozzifer, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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They diedfrom drinking dodgy tapwater.
Don't worry. If you pray really hard for forgiveness for the next 30 years, you might just get a place near the edge of the crimson lake, not in the middle.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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You know how they make it holy?It's amazing how long it takes for the vicars to dissolve their jizz in a font.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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I don't know why the pope doesn't just bless the sea a few times a year...until all water is holy.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:40,
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I do.They wouldn't be able to sell it.
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