I Confess
to being surprised that such flagrant sinners as the B3tans seem to have run out of sins to confess. And that less than half are real confessions.

Oh, and your taste in music doesn't count as a confession.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:59, 8 replies)

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I think 'duh' just about covers the question of whether they're all real.

But even if they're not, or they're ripped off from somewhere, at least they're interesting. The 10% of posts that just whine about other posts are a much bigger waste of time.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:28, closed)

not trying to whine
just drumming up more fun entries to read!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:31, closed)

Oh, and by "real confessions"
I didn't mean true ones - I love a good shaggy-dog story and well written fantasy - I meant things that didn't actually qualify as confessions.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:58, closed)

I haven't run out of confessions by any means.
I just don't have time to write them all in. I have better things to do, because I am just that awesome. I'm actually typing this in a brief period of lying around doing fuck all, having just finished a round with a whore, who I haggled down to about 10% of the price quoted. I've just done the most depraved acts imaginable in every one of her orifices; however I had to stop because I came round from the pink haze to find I'd eaten most of her.


1..2..3..mmm..ah! Wrath!

You're a fucking cunt.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:03, closed)

Don't you find
TeH fava Beanz makE YOu FArT?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:22, closed)

Eh?
Am I short one meme here or something?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, closed)

Hahaha!
A couple of memes short of a B3tan. Have to remember that one!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:39, closed)

I dunno, I've got both Busted albums, and saw them live
That makes most people want to crucify me on here
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:13, closed)