I am ALWAYS getting skanked
Every day, someone seems to take me for a fool, in some new and exciting way. With all the experience I have at being fucking fleeced, you'd think I could spot these things a mile away. No. Every time it happens, it enrages me beyond reason. I'm certainly not gullible, but they always seem to get one over on me. Gaaah.
( the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:19, 6 replies)

Hmmm...
In that case I'd like to give you the unique opportunity to send me a one-off payment of £250, and in return I'll send you a book called How Not To Get Fleeced Every Day. In addition I'll also say a prayer for you and I will cast a special spell that will bring you luck. This offer must end soon! For just £250 your life could be turned around. Or, if you can't afford a single payment of £250, you can pay ten monthly instalments of £50. It doesn't get better than that!
(stusut79, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:25, closed)

Stusut79
Oooh - count me in on that. It's a corking offer. Message me and I'll send you my bank details straight away.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:30, closed)

Not gullible?
Surely the definition of gullible is one who is easily cheated or deceived?!
(quantum raspberry quizzically quashing Quebecans, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 13:55, closed)

That is mighty kind of you!
Can I get one for a friend too?

*thinks*

*realises*

*boiling rage overwhelms brain*
( the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 13:56, closed)

Aaah!
Maybe I can interest you in some Rage-B-Gon brain cream. £15 for a 250ml bottle, or get two for £50.
(stusut79, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:06, closed)

Well, maybe I just need to calm down...
...I'll go with the £50 superdeal, please!

*rage subsides*

*thinks*

*existential despair kicks in*
( the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:17, closed)