ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Beggars! Magazines! Footwear!I was recently walking through town and some beggar was asking if I wanted a "Big Issue".
I merely looked at him, then at my feet and said "No thanks, my footwear fits perfectly well. Why would I need a bigger shoe?"
He looked at me blankly.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:30,
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Urgh!I hate it when B3ta members dont tell proper stories on the qotw board.
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girlinthehole, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:35,
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How about global warming?That's a big issue.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:35,
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I heard Jimmy Carrtell this one.
How sad.
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I walked up to a Big Issue seller the other dayand said "Knock Knock".
"Who's there?", he replied.
"I thought you were meant to be homeless?", I said.
Ba-doom...tish!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:48,
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oh come on!that was terrible, dp...
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Bollocks to the lot of you!It made me laugh!
Although if Jimmy Carr said it, please be assured I never watch the moon faced twat.
I nicked it out of Viz!
BGB - If you can't beat em and all that...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:35,
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disasterproneloved it - more please, love your posts!
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pahI got accosted by a bigger shoe seller at the weekend and was reminded of this post.
Instead of just buying a copy I just scurried past giggling so yes alright it was funny and I'm sorry.
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