My wife does a bit of teaching
and her kids are obsessed with the Illuminati. Apparently Jay-Z is a member. And they got to Rihanna.

Can't say I've followed it all but it's become a bit of a catchphrase at home. Explaining everything sinister as "it's the Illuminati init".
( rob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:26, 10 replies)

A 'bit' of teaching?
you mean when she isn't on strike? :P
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:32, closed)

"a bit" because she's part time
Her main work is production within a creative industry but also teaches people to enter that industry too.
( rob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:36, closed)

ah. well that's told me then :P

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:43, closed)

You know what they say: "Those who can, do. And they also do a bit of teaching on the side."

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:58, closed)

the Vigilant Citizen website is hilarious - it explains how Rihanna's 'umbrella' is FILLED with illuminati symbolism.
what they don't seem sure of is what the ultimate goal of these shadowy figures actually is.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:42, closed)

Read more on the website
you'll find it's the imposition of a military police state, enforced depopulation and transhumanism.

What's actually not explained is why this supposed plan is represented in the mass media rather than, you know, being kept secret.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:47, closed)

It's a triple bluff, init.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:59, closed)

!!
How does one join?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:45, closed)

You've got to be absolutely adamant that you don't believe it exists
and unbending in your determination not to join even if it does exist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:16, closed)

So what you're saying is
it wasn't Chris Brown that smashed Rhiannas face in, she did it herself.
(username failed moderation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, closed)