I ride my bike round trafalgar square most days.
If you hit the kill switch with the ignition on, and the throttle closed, and then switch the kill switch back on, the bike backfires.

When you do that, the pigeons fly 10 feet into the air, shit on all the tourists and land again.

Little things . . .
(username failed moderation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:36, 2 replies)

pffff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)

I have to click this
cos it made me giggle like a child.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 21:15, closed)