That reminds me, we've not had a good blind-panicky health scare for a few years now.
Let's run a book on the contents of next year's papers. My money is on:

ZOMG HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU HORSE FLU (etc.)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 0:11, 2 replies)

Horse Flu?

There's neigh chance of that.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 0:20, closed)

You may think its unlikely, but if it were to happen, I reckon it would be a complete 'mare..
(anvil, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:12, closed)

Always trotting out the same old jokes.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:09, closed)

Somehow I didn't read that as Horse Flu but Flu Horse
And I thought to myself, What's a Flu Horse?
Is it a type of very small horse that inhabits the chimney?
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:38, closed)