Not necessarily ostentatious, but definitely classy.
Whilst stationed in Paris after the war, my dad dated Josephine Baker.

Frankly, I don't think I will ever cap that.
(davywavy, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:56, 7 replies)

My dad's dating a supermodel.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:10, closed)

Whilst doing massive drugs and driving a Honda Accord
No doubt
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:13, closed)

I've touched Britt Ekland's elbow.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:15, closed)

I've accidentally
brushed my elbow on Honeysuckle Weeks's right tit
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, closed)

I touched Ulrika ka ka ka ka's tit
I was looking over my shoulder for my mates in the foyer of the theater showing shooting stars with my arm out to open the door she came through the door equaly distracted. We kind of docked ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:16, closed)

Jesus!
Your da dated Josephine Baker? How old are you?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:35, closed)

Who the hell is Josphine Baker?

(McChinaman banned, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:03, closed)