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Peej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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when I don't have access to a £4000 Heston Bluminheck's espresso machine**
ie work I don't really have a choice however that Azera stuff with the orange lid is not to shabby


** I borrowed one off Liemallow
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, 1 reply)
Get yourself a Bodum Travel Press.
Everyone in the office envies my coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:26, closed)
^this^
If you only have access to hot water, use a press. At home use a stove top espresso maker. I don't see the need to ever have instant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:32, closed)
I use a cafetiere at work and a stove top at home. there really is no excuse for shit coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:13, closed)
I have a jura at home. and a stove top always burns the oils and sluts who use stove tops never clean them properly and again the oils give a stale unpleasant sour flavour. TBH I prefer instant when confronted by people who think a stove top is good. Buy
an aero press if you want cheap.
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^ cunt

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If you haven't got
a copper briki then
you might as well fuck off now.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:49, closed)
Why don't you fuck off back to Muslimland?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:04, closed)
'Cos I got mine in Greece you tit.
That shouldn't be too unorthodox.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:36, closed)
I have. I keep slugs and snails in it. they don't like it.

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